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Sleuthing Poll-October 2023

Sleuthing Poll-October 2023

A donut-loving nuclear power plant worker from the town of Springfield, a negligent alcoholic father from Quahog who works at the brewery, and a geologist from South Park who’s into binge drinking, starting riots, and the Food Network. Each dad with their own violent tendencies. This begs the question… Who would win in a fight?

After tallying the votes. We have come to a verdict. 

3rd Place- Randy Marsh

“Randy solos he ain’t afraid to get them hands dirty” 

-Crawford Williams

With only two votes Randy Marsh landed in last place.

2nd Place-Peter Griffin

“Not only is Peter a crazy man that will do anything to prove a point, but he is also stupid, but in one of the episodes he has a fight with Homer and gains powers. He could still get those powers and use them to wipe out Randy Marsh and Homer Simpson.”

-Jake Eklund

“Idk I just feel like he’s just werido enough to win with different strategies.”

-Rosalee Ragazzo 

Peter Griffin received 9 votes pushing him into second place.

1st Place-Homer Simpson

In first place, with 14 votes, Homer Simpson!

“Homer Simpson would beat the living d’oh out of Peter griffin and Randy marsh because every day he survives radiation, obesity, and an unhealthy level of fast food.”

-Zerek Krukowski

“He works at a nuclear power plant, and he definitely has gotten secret powers from the radioactive stuff emitting from his work place, and Randy has got nothing on Homie.”


Thank you to everyone who put their input into this poll. Be on the lookout for our Sleuthing poll for next month!

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